Helping my brother with his homework, is like shooting myself in the head with a gun!

It’s useless and the only person who gets hurt is me!

(Source: astronaut-from-mars)

When you love a band:

  • band: *ties shoe*
  • me: OMFG LOOK AT HIS FINGERS LOOK AT THE WAY HE MAKES THE BOWS THEY ARE LIKE PERFECT LITTLE UNICORN FUCKING BOWS AWW HOW PRECIOUS
  • band: *yawns*
  • me: OMFG LOOK AT HIS MOUTH LOOK HOW IT OPENS IN THE PERFECT CIRCULAR MOTION CREATING A PEFRECT 360 READY TO INHALE AND EXHALE ALL OF THE AIR AWW HOW PRECIOUS
  • band: *breathes*
  • me: OMFG LOOK AT HOW HIS CHEST RISES AND FALLS IN A PERFECT RHYTHMIC PATTERN OF AWESOMENESS JUST LIKE HIS MUSIC AWW HOW PRECIOUS
  • band: *smiles*
  • pastor at funeral: We therefore commit this body to the ground; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in the sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to eternal life.

My name is Bond. Vaga Bond.

sakuragoestomars:

veganpervyrt:

veganpervyrt:

……

The fucking notes. lmao

FOREVER REBLOG.

@JackAllTimeLow : As promised to our fans. A video of me doing the Macarena. I’m a man of my word.

(Source: gdownsurass)